I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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