Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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