god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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You. Win. At. Life.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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