I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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