im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
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My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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