part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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