eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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