I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize