who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.