I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...