Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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I need you to use more vowels.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.