Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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