Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Randomize
