Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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