I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I think people are normalizing furries
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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