we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
