so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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