Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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