Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Randomize
