her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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