jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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