I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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