do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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