Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
My pussy is not your playground.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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