I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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