He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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