She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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