He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
