I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Randomize
