I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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