he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
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i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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