He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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