He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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