it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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