So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She bit a glass in half.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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