the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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