you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
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that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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