Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!"Â, then passed out on the couch.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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