This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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