Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
