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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..

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  god i miss watching you do this...

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i really wish james franco would like my vagina

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.

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  Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Why am I wearing a dog collar

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  Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.

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• (646): View more from New York

  i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.

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• (718): View more from New York

  We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...

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• (315): View more from New York

  Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him

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