Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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