How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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