I cockslap morals
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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