He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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