actually, I'm a sock model
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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