HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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