You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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