worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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