it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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