I cockslap morals
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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