why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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