Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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