i was born a porn star she said
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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