Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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