Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.