I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
...so i touched it.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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